the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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