Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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