Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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