He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
As shirtless as possible
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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