Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize
