i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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