And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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