i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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