If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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