He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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