Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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