I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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