Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
