He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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