So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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