I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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