We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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