nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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