i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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