It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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