if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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