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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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