When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
areolas are like halos for boobs.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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