Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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