I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
