For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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