Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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