Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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