why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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