Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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