Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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