Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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