Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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