Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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