i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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