sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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