The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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