im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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