how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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