Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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