that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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