C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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