At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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