I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Terrible idea I love it
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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