Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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