How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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