I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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