My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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