we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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