Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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