Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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