This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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