Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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