You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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